Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

Dreamsexual

The valid version: An asexuality where you only feel sexual attraction in your dreams.

The unvalid version: Sexual attraction towards the Minecraft Youtube Dream. Anyone who identifies as this is braindead.

Guy 1 - I identify as dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The minecraft youtuber?
Guy 1 - No
Guy 2 - Cool bro you're valid

Guy 1 - I identify as Dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The Minecraft Youtuber?
Guy 1 - Yeah
Guy 2 - Never talk to me again you social reject