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Formerly known as the old Mental Health Institutions of the bygone era, where patients were abused and experimented on (ie. lobotomy, electroconvulsive therapy, etc..)
Now the term âInsane Asylumâ takes on a whole new meaning.
Its not a place to warehouse the crazies anymore. Its a place, where sane and rational people can seek Asylum from this crazy world and all the nut-jobs in it.
Hey, look, Theres too many crazy mental defectives in the world. I need to seek asylum in an insane asylum, that way I have asylum from the insane!
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A fat, orange, egotistical, Ginger Hitler. He is currently the president of the United States and has a bipolar love affair with Kim Jong Un. If this fucker aint the antichrist, I dont know who is.
Kim Jong Un " oh' Mr. Donald Trump, care to summit again? Sucky sucky five dolla, me love you long time"
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A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.
If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.
A crappy electronics company that is legally destroying property and killing people with there shitty cell phones.
Their hdtvs were popular back in 2009, but good luck finding one today, since its either in the landfill or started a housefire.
I used to have a right arm, but LG electronics blew it away from me. I shoulda bought ZTE smartphone...
Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, heâs into cock and roaches...
Guy A. âWhoâs that weird looking dude?â
Guy B. âOh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, Iâm surprised heâs still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!â
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...â
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The filler in Mike Lindellâs âMy Pillowâ. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty âMy Pillowâ hence the term âPillow Cheeseâ.
Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty âMy Pillowâ rips open.
45th âPresidentâ of the once great nation of the United States of America. The US was Great until he lost the majority vote in the 2016 Election (but somehow won anyway)
He is best known for bankrupting casinos, missing the golf ball, but most importantly, ruining the United States of America. He is the only âPresidentâ that has, and will ever be impeached twice during his time in office.
Donald Trump also Tried to destroy our Democracy by commanding his Inbreeder redneck army of Neo-Nazi losers to storm the capitol building. Unfortunately for Trump, his Army of idiots were dumber than him and failed to take control of our Capitol. They even live streamed their idiotic raid on social media platforms so the FBI could Identify and arrest them. Because, yeah... they are that fuckin stupid!!
Donald Trump is the Modern Day equivalent of Adolf Hitler. He Needs to be locked up for the rest of his Pathetic Days.
Also, his favorite color is orange. ( based on logical observation ). Guessing he wont have too much of a problem adjusting to his new uniform in prison, he fuckin deserves it!!!
Donald J. Trump is the shittiest President to have ever been âelectedâ!!!
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