punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

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duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

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hang ten

Australian term for blowing a fart. Heard this in Sydney.

Golly, I think that sheila hung ten!

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yella bastard

Old-fashioned term for a coward; a wussman of huge proportions; one who has no backbone or the balls to stand up for himself.

That yella bastard is runnin' away from us cuz he's a pussy!

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Mountain William

1. A fuckin' stupid,ignorant hick.
2. Word play for "hillbilly".

Cletus is one dumb Mountain William.

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shitball

A low-life loser; degenerate.

What a shitball! He killed his family!

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balls chin

Somebody with such a big cleft in their chin that it resembles a scrotum.

Dudley-Do-Right has a balls chin

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