shammy

an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut

eww whats that?" "go get the shammy

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chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

berry blaster

to inject ones testicles with berry juice for a tasty suprise when you hit the old G spot.

yeah give me that berry blaster!

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chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

chocolate pie

to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.

"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.

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