loiner

An incomplete erection; often characterized by the partial flaccidity of one's penis. "Loiner" comes from the itching or burning sensation experienced in one's loins during a loiner.

I was so excited to have sex with Shea until I realized he could only pull off a loiner.

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Alitist

An analog litist. The opposite of elitist, or electronic litist.

"That guy wearing the supreme shirt is an analog litist, or alitist."