evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

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chattanooga

Crunk metropolis in mid-east south Tennessee, an hour north of ATL, an hour south of K-town. Nominated for the most crunk city ever by Lil John and the eastside boys.

1. Thank God for Chattanooga, otherwise the only good thing south of Knoxville would be fucking South America.

2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.

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rowdy

A southern expression which means getting either crazy, wild, or drunk. Most likely all of the above.

Very similar to lil john's crunk.

Example 1:
Joe: I gots two dozen frosty brewskies ready for action!
Bill: It's about to get rowdy bitches!
Joe: Fuck yea beeitch.

Example 2:
"We all rowdy and bout it bout it from the south nigga" -Magic & Master P "Ghetto Godzilla"

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spinnaz

spinning wheels see spreewell normally found on lacs and other pimp mobiles.

man 1: Are those rims spinning?
man 2: Yea! niggaz ridin' spinnaz
man 1: ho shit! dem bitches is mos def 24s!
man 2: Holla boy! I bet he gets bitches like candy in that whip.

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atlanta

Wonderful fucking city if you like to breathe in smog, see nothing but haze even on a clear day, and sit in traffic on an 8 lane highway.

We should excommunicate a-town from the dirty dirty because it is not up to code on crunkness. I nominate Chattanooga, TN to be the new HQ of krunk.

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Tennessee

The best damn place to live on EARTH. All the haters can suck the exhaust of my 88 I-ROC. We've got the hottest women, the best hunting, the nicest pickup trucks, and best of all, the best football team! NATIONAL CHAMPS 1998!!

Tennessee is Utopia

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stunna

A person who drives around town in nice cars, on dubz, showing off their ice and bling. Most of the time, this gets them many bitches and hoes which they then take back to their crib to bang up the ass.

I'm the numba one stunna up in this beeyatch, an' don't forget it ho!

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