a stranger

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.

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wuzzler

While breast humping a female you pull your penis out from between her breast and press the tip of your penis against her nipple(left or right). While your penis is still pressed against her nipple you fold your foreskin back to it's normal forward position over said nipple.

Man, last night I tried to give this chick a wuzzler,but then I realized I dont have any foreskin.

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