F-35

Little known secret, Donald Trump publicly told Boeing either you will have this program online by FY 2018. Or I will (and he has that authority) cancel the contract. Any other president would never have done this. Thus making the 45th president not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I.E save the taxpayers money!

Son: Hey mom hey dad I need more this week I have a girlfriend. Son: hey mom hey dad I need more money I have a car today. Son: Hey mom hey dad I need a new scope for my hunting rifle so I can get a deer half a mile out the factory issue isn't doing it for me. Mom and Dad: what are you the F-35?

Corey taylor

Just don't read his books, and you will like him all the same.

If you put all of Corey Taylor's books together it would be the modern equivalent to Mien Kampf

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

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David Hogg

A scholarship whereby the applicant victimizes themselves into getting admitted into an IVY-league college.

After getting rejected by every UC school in the state, mike pulled a David Hogg by saying his house was almost destroyed by the Woolsey fires and later emotionally blackmailed all oil companies for climate change and was able to get into USC!

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California

If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.

Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!

Saturday night live

CNN with a different name

Let's watch Saturday night live, they do a great job at harassing anyone who doesn't conform to progressive ideas!

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Nigger

Iam white and I've been called this. Just saying

Dave Chappell frequently uses the word nigger in all his skits yet is immune to cancel culture. I think I will watch some Dave Chappell tonight as he is very tasteful with the word nigger.