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Democratic party of the u.s.a

They create problems then want the republican party of the u.s.a to fix them

I'm going to burn my house down and get the Democratic party of the u.s.a to rebuild it because they care!

by stainless67 March 30, 2022

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Dont say gay

There nothing wrong about not teaching children under the age of 12 about sexuality. Sorry is not age appropriate. We would still be having this conversation about straight people. There is nothing wrong about having homosexual tendencies however maybe it's not the right time for young CHILDREN to learn about this yet.

Why the don't say gay bill is important:

Young Timmy: uh teacher, what's a homosexual? Teacher: it's two people of the same sex practicing practicing pleasure on each other with their Gentelia. There is no offspring made because members of the same sex cant have babies. So essentially Timmy you will see a woman with a strap on fake penis penetrating the other woman's vagina or they will grind each others vulvas together for orgasm. Or a man will typically insert his penis into the other mans anus. Homosexuals often time practice oral sex to stimulate each others sex organs. Oh did we go over orgasm yet?

Young Timmy(getting home from school): mom! dad! guess what I learned today!

Mom and dad: lets vote for the Dont say gay bill!

by stainless67 March 31, 2022

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Jen Paski

The United States first robotic press secretary.

From 2020 to 2022 jen paski did a good job answering questions in a robotic monotone.

by stainless67 May 8, 2022


Lars Ulrich

More so a businessman than a musician, In a way if you want to be a platinum record selling artist and inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame it's what you need to be. He was a groupie for Motorhead just prior to forming Metallica and in turn made the first successful independent label.

Lars Ulrich: Don't download my music from Napster! Early 2000's teenager: ok lars I'll take this Kill'em All copy, burn it to my hard drive then stomp the rest of the tracks on a blank CD.

by stainless67 April 4, 2022


Ventura county

I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!

Yo let's go to Ventura County to pay for the overpriced fair, record shops and see people surf some whitewash at surf rodeo.

by stainless67 July 7, 2024


Ventura County

a third world socialist community to the north of L.A, typically they hold pretentious events and are very clique within their demographics. Lately they are trying to be like L.A with new restaurants and stores but at the end of the day they are very incestrial and economically challenged. Yes, there are million-dollar listings and has the highest median home price in the state but that changes when you get closer to the beach and there are homeless that virtually pollute the area and make it less desirable.

If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.

Ventura county sucks and is lame I would rather go to Santa Barbara.

by stainless67 December 17, 2023


FDT

FUCK DONALD TRUMP........look how cool i'am FUCK DONALD TRUMP....Yeah i'm cool i'm cool you ani't in with the crowd unless you say FDT all the time

Derick Chauvin killed George Floyd......FDT

by stainless67 February 27, 2022

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