Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

Normie

someone who has no taste in internet culture and someone who still likes 2011 memes unironically. You will often find them lurking on the "relatable meme" pages on Instagram.

someone who also has no knowledge of memes and will go along with popular internet culture while also ruining it entirely at the same time they tend to like the worst type of memes; the 2011 memes that are often seen on a teachers bulletin board and the worst of all, the relatable memes. Which often start with "why is this me" or "this is me when." You will often find these memes on snapchat, Instagram and Facebook. These are the type of memes that a 40-year-old mom will like or some 14-year-old girl that has a stranger things fetish and rewatches the office will make popular.

they will often think of themselves as cool for trying to be "not like other girls/guys and will also think being obsessed with french fries and rewatching the office is a personality trait

example of a normie meme

person 1: hey dude look at this dank meme

this is me when someone tells me they ate the last french fry

*insert unironic sad/surprised/angry face here*

person 2: shut the fuck up normie this wasn't a fucking dank meme that just a fucking meme you took a screenshot of on your relatable teens Instagram page you fucking dick biter don't talk to me ever again.

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