myspace

Along with ytmnd and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and Canada) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the internet in the first place.

Myspace inner monologue:

"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"

"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."

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