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elya yelnats

a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather

Elya Yelnats is Stanley's no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

by stanley yelnats II November 30, 2021

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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 15, 2023


craig menear

ceo of home depot, a large american hardware store chain

i am craig menear, ceo of home depot, hater of lowes, destroyer of ikea, habringer of toilets, seller of kitchen cabinets, master of all pvc tubes, god of construction hardwares, BOW BEFORE ME

by stanley yelnats II December 26, 2022