smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

884👍 468👎

smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

189👍 145👎

il divo

-The tenor quartet who broke LED Zeplin's record of selling 25 million records without releasing a single. Their singles include Isabel, Unbreak my heart & Time of our Lives.

Il Divo, unlike most artists in this decade (see 50 cent), have talent.

49👍 10👎

Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

587👍 100👎

Sarah Palin

At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.

Whoever knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter is a lucky guy.

22👍 93👎

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

250👍 86👎

internet

The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.

On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.

32👍 15👎