House MD

One of FOX most popular TV series at the present. The show stars Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House; a genius diagnostician who doesn't give a shit about other people. House is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick arse.

House MD is very worth watching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

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smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

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smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

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huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

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righteous brothers

A vocal duo consisting of Bobby Hatfield and Bill Medley. They rose to fame in the 1960s with songs such as "You've lost that lovin' feeling" featuring Medley's sonorous bass and "Unchained melody", demonstrating Hatfield's (now deceased) soaring tenor.

The Righteous brothers are legendary.

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ugly

An irreversable biological predestination that, unfortunately, causes the individual whom is ugly to receive disprefferential treatment from both genders for the rest of their lives.

The fear of being ugly is the reason beauty products are one of the worlds best selling items.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein

The greatest philosopher of the past Century and one of the most important philosophers in history.
A genius and a radical, his work challenged the foundations of logic, reason and most importantly language.
His only complete book, Tractatus Logico Philosophicus, is the most influential work of philosophical literature since Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Ludwig Wittgenstein is God

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