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Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

by starwarsgeek133 May 17, 2010

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


South Park

An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.

Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh

Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.

Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned

Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.

by starwarsgeek133 August 18, 2010

32πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ice Mexican

A sometimes derogatory term for an Eskimo. Invented by Stephen Colbert.

Dude 1: When I was in Alaska I saw some Ice Mexicans.
Dude 2: Dude, did they have sleighs and shit?

by starwarsgeek133 April 27, 2010

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

203πŸ‘ 410πŸ‘Ž


Italian

Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.

Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.

by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Jewish Food

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.

I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.

by starwarsgeek133 June 3, 2010

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jesus boy

Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.

Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!

by starwarsgeek133 September 24, 2010

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž