when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.
*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege
somebody who tries to pull hoes
*ryan has snapscore over 1,000,000*
*ryan also only snaps girls and bsf list is made up of only girls*
ryan is 100% a hoe getter.
tf ryan
ryan’s gc right now:🔥😶 🌫️😶 🌫️🚗💀😭
a phrase that means never get back together with your ex
the devil doesn’t bargain
your ex will only break your heart again
Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again
To have a really really good nap (you wake up all sweaty, with marks on your body, bad taste in mouth, etc)
Me: Holy frick I just got railed to the moon!
Friend: For how long?
Me: Around 2 hours
When you sleep for 1/4 of the day, then are awake for another 1/4 of the day, then sleep again for 1/4 of the day, and then awake for the rest of the 1/4 of the day.
Example of neo nocturnal:
7pm-4am: awake
4am-7am- sleep
7am-3pm: awake
3pm-7pm: sleep