penta-fuck

the act of fucking 5 women at the same time with each of your 5 penises

Dude 1: maybe this nuclear holocaust wasn't such a bad thing after all

Dude 2: yes it was! i have 10 ears!

Dude 1: your just jealous that you can't penta-fuck like me

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hitler brow

the act of growing a unibrow and then shaving off where the normal eyebrows would be, leaving a little patch between your eyes, hence, the hitler brow

Buddy 1: DUDE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE!?!?!?!?!?

Buddy 2: Relax man, everyones rocking the hitler brow nowadays

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