Steaming Beverly

During the final stages of anal intercourse, the man withdraws his member, and by the grace of god, there remains a steaming turd hanging by a single pubic hair on the end of his shaft.

Origin: During the Canadian Fur Trade, a successful Steaming Beverly portended an early summer.

"Honey, honey...be still, and turn around very slowly. We've got ourselves a Steaming Beverly!"

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