stereo-ego

bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.

my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.

Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?

dentamatrix

When a dental dominatrix. does a number on you, using scary procedures as whip and chains.

"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.

Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?

She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."

I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.

dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.

"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."

pillover

pillover is a sleeping pill and alcohol hangover.

Sorry I missed our morning run, man, but in order to run that early, I had to take some drinks and a sleeping pill so I could be on time. Won't do that again, but don't expect me for a 6.a
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!

pro-bonor

When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.

"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."

"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."

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dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

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tit to tit

From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.

"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."

"OMG," then what happened?"

"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."

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