cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck

"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."

hard-off

a switch on a penis implant, that lowers it.

a big hardware chain in Japan.

a video game

"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch

jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,

but you have no idea."

"What now?"

"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather

anyway."

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tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other

"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."

layer

telling lies to get laid

Dude, you wouldn't believe what he told her so he could screw her. He's worse than players and liars--a real layer.

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