Charlie

Someone that has a tiny penis, prone to massive over-compensation for this fact e.g. "mine's bigger" and "that's what she said" jokes; obsession with lads magazines i.e. Nuts.
Despite his "attitude" among guys he has a disorder when it comes to the ladies and a 0% success rate.

Example 1:
**charlie has spotted hot girl and approaches**
Charlie: "Would you suck my dick......... please?"

Example 2:
Tour guide:"and on your right is the biggest pillar in all of Rome"
Charlie:"mine's bigger! **smug face**"

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