Helicopter

A sex act where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top. At the point of ejaculation, the man pushes the woman's head into a high speed ceiling fan.

Your girlfriend's head hurts because I gave her the helicopter last night.

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Pierogi Butter

A man's ejaculate.

Susie swallowed a pint of my pierogi butter.

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Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

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Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

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