Fuckery

A mixture of chaos, shenanigans, and total stupidity all in one, often resulting in one losing their mind.

“Looks like there’s a lot of fuckery going on.”

“Well, fuckery already. Only happens when I’m here! *deranged laugh*”

Indiana Slobberknocker

The act of inserting any bodily fluid into one’s mouth, and then slapping them in the face as hard as possible with said fluid still in their mouth.

“Damn, I took this cute gal back home that night, things were going great until I gave her the Indiana Slobberknocker (Piss edition), now she won’t return my calls”