hollister

store that is overrated and overpriced. they sell 'surfer' clothing aka. hey everyone, let's pretend like we actually surf! it is very popular, i'll admit, but of course my friend once bought a sweater there and i've seen atleat 20 other girls in my school with it. personally, i'm hollister clothing-free and PROUD. also see "pungent purfume", "preps in disguise", and "jerks 'r us".

Stereotyped girl # 1: Like, omg -actually says, 'o.m.g.'-, guys let's go into hollister. all the hotties are in there! wow like omg, i love this store! let's blow our paychecks so we can look like zombies!

Stereotyped girl # 2: Omg you are so totally right! i want to look like i live in california even though i DON'T!

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