fuck-me

Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.

Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."

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chippy bust

A law-enforcement officer (LEO) giving out a citation for a minor violation.

LEO: "You're parked 15 inches from the curb. You must be within 12 inches of the curb."

You: "This is a chippy bust! That officer's badge must weigh 400 pounds." But don't say it... :-)