daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

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omocod

OMOCOD
One Man One Crate One Day
The task of drinking one crate of beer in one day.

Bob: Hey Steve, fancy doing OMOCOD?
Steve: What the fuck's OMOCOD?
Bob: One Man, One Crate, One Day...

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waihongchoi

A chinese character, often seen attempting to play football with persons who don't know him. Commonly referred to as "hong" or "the choi"

Oh shit, its the choi, someone hide the ball.

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buhzing

buhzing is retard lingo meaning boo yah.

dude, i got laid...BUHZING!

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pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

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Flusche

1) A god amongst mortals.
2) Someone way smarter than you'll ever be.
3) Talent.

1) My god... that man's a genuine Flusche!
2) You've got a Flusche's IQ.
3) That man has Flusche

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porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

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