peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

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bunter

v. to bunter. To assault a person, animal or object using only your erect penis. Females cannot bunter.

Bruce buntered Phillip in the bathroom of the gay club after doing some bumps off of Phillips buttocks.

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