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An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.
gary: oh god i understand.
larry: why what?
gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.
larry: what do you mean
gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"
larry: and that bad because?
gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important
than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.
larry: oh god.
gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
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Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.
larry: hey bob why are you giving rocks to random children?
bob: calmagog!
A comical combination of "sort of" and "artifact" used to describe objects with no real monetary worth, but are unusual and fascinating nonetheless.
person1: hey i found this weird purple bottle cap in the sand.
person2: cool a sortifact!