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The last night of the year in which noone really gives much of a shit about, but almost everyone uses the day as an excuse and tries to get totally wasted and/or laid.
25π 18π
To put a layer of toilet paper on the seat before dropping a duece.
Alright, so I'm at this baseball game and I have to take a hardcore shit, and I go in the bathroom and it's full to the brim. I get in line for the shitter, and I wait for what seems like hours. The guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes in there and I hear him build a nest. I'm like "what the fuck are you doing, you loony piece of shit?" and he's all like "yeah, whatever."
11π 7π
In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
40π 18π
The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.
Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?
1306π 1434π
The standard size of a jail cell in federal prison.
"Then, he took me back the the six by six and made me toss his salad"
8π 4π
A grammatically incorrect way of stating impossible.
It's unpossible to die from a cordless phone.
35π 116π
A place outside of Buffalo that has 50% dumbass white kids and 50% smart-ass asians.
I wanted people to think i was smart so i tinted my skin and ductaped my eyes squinty
90π 75π