Sex Text

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell

My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.

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Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...

*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".

Lotus Land

1. A nickname for Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

Term comes from the land of the lotus eaters in The Odyssey, where people ate lotus flowers and "A single taste of this native fruit made my soldiers forget everything they had ever know; where they were from, where they were going, everything."
It is in reference to Vancouver's laid back attitude and prominent drug culture (especially the large scale use and acceptance of marijuana).

"Hey, I'm going to Lotus Land"

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scunge

greeny brown looking substance. Found on school walls and Marcs teeth.

Marc has full the scungiest teeth ever and he likes to root Tim.

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ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

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skyhigh

Being at the top of the game. One who is superior than everyone else.

Mayn that foo is straight up skyhigh.

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aioo

An interjection used to put extreme emphasis on a recently said joke, insult, or otherwise entertaining comment; an interjection used in great delight to one other's comment.

Jack: Bob, what's two plus two?
Jerk: You know what's so great about the internet? There's something called a "search engine" and you can find the answer to any question on it.
Bob: I'm not sure that the search engine works. I searched for "dumbass responses," and you're line didn't show up!
Jack and Bob: AIOO!!!!!!

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