Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

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bebee

my name for my baby. derived from chinese for 'baby'.

i luf my bebee julie!

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dazangit

I. Making a mistake
II. See damn

Euphenism for:
fucking up, screwing up,damnit,shit,fuck, damn

DAZANGIT! I gave my number to the wrong girl.

DAZANGIT that bitch is ugly as shit.

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fcc

The thing that's keeping me from buying a 30 watt transmitter and brodcasting good music all over the county.

The fcc is a bunch of communists. (See also pirite radio).

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crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.

"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"

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red-foot girl

Girl (usually of the white trash, hill-billy variety) whos feet have been permanently stained red from years and years of walking barefooted up and down a dirt or red clay road.

When I move back south, I'm gonna git me a red-foot girl and settle down.

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feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

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