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mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by steven February 16, 2003

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champ

n. anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

hey champ...she's clearly not interested, so get the fuck out of my chair so I can get back to my beer.

by steven May 20, 2004

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goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by steven February 27, 2003

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A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".

"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"

by steven February 13, 2004

860👍 314👎

bullwhip

A leather rope consisting of a solid handle, tapering into the thong (the main body of the whip), the fall (the thin part near the end that does all the damage) and the cracker, which makes the characteristic sonic boom.

Indiana Jones pulled out his bullwhip, snapped his wrist, and the man's gun when flying.

by steven December 15, 2003

16👍 11👎