standie

a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.

jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon

I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.

What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.

I saw a standie fixing up a focus

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