River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!

Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!

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whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

Road gummies

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!

"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "