Blow up a Dairy Queen

To take a huge shit.

"Dude, you were in there for like an hour!"

"Yeah, I blew up a Dairy Queen."

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ner

when someboody asks you a question and you are either to stoned or your mind is to mangled to respond respectively!

i) man whats wrong with you?
yo!
i) hey shit head are you listening?

ii) Neeeeer

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Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

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brown ringer

a dried up meal named after the ring of dried gravy on a diner plate after being kept warm in an oven

christ ! is that the time ?.looks like i`m in for a brown ringer when i get home.

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nob cheddar

the creamy whitish yellowy substance that lingers under the forskin if not washed.

Teds got lots of stinking nob cheddar.

what, Harriet eats ted's nob cheddar.

what,!!! Harriet has nob cheddar too!!!

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iron maiden

The worlds best ever band, keep linkin park, greenday and girls aloud. Iron Maiden are so good that they dwarf even Motorhead and Metallica.
If you want to listen to a really good song go to HMV now and pick up any Iron Maiden Album. take it home bung it in your CD player and then enjoy the worlds best band.

Also, the reason the zombie is called eddie is very simple. In the garage that the band originally practiced in their was a halloween mask on the wall that was named "Ed the Head" this got turned into Eddie, who was given a body for the album cover and then became the bands mascot.

Iron Maiden kick so much ass that after listening to them you want to put your foot through something, the sole reason i took up my Bass guitar was just so that I could be like Steve Harris (who I idolise so much) I don't go a single day without listening to one of their songs.

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buttertude

A girl who would be really hot if it weren't for her horrible attitude.

That hot girl's a bitch, what a buttertude.

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