masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

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noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

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Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

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Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

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muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

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stingers

Bristolian term for stinging nettles.

When kicking a football as far off the field of play as you can. (Therefore wasting time) Yo might say 'pick 'ee out the stingers'

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