Sniper

Someone in school or university who takes every opportunity to work excessively hard to put on the display of greatness. Can be in the context of academics, sports, video games, or just about anything else.

-John is such a sniper! He wrote a four page essay on the origins of algebra just to suck up to the calculus teacher!
-Oh my god I just got sniped by Jeff in basketball. He beat me 13-zip.

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Distance Dime

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.

-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.