slash and burn

The act whereby and individual can rid him/herself of pubic "crabs" by shaving half of one's pubic hair, then lighting the other half on fire; the result of which is the crabs running out into the clearing whereupon they can readily be stabbed with a ball-point pen.

My buddy Meat Hook serial fornicated with many unclean women after the Chargers game, and was forced to slash and burn the next day.

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