Brooklyn German

Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.

I can't understand my grandma because she only speaks Brooklyn German

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frenemy

China.

We're basically en route to war with them, but they're so essential to our everyday lives we can do nothing about it.

We can't live without little plastic cars.

From the Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert.

China's our frenemy. They're communists, but they stabilize our economy

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Emptifericity

The state of being empty

The box was full of emptifericity.

It was emptiferous.

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i can has cheezburger?

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

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Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."

-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!

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J'ah!

A catchphrase used by Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) on "Wayne's World" created by a mixture of "yea" and "duh."

-"Are you sure this is right?"
-"J'ah! Of course it is!"

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Irish roofie

Giving someone pints of Guinness and shots of Jameson whiskey until they black out or pass out

Guy 1 - Dang, she doesn't look too good

Guy 2 - I think someone gave her an Irish roofie

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