Mitcham Girls High School

Mitcham Girls is one of two public, single sex schools in South Australia. It is not a zoned school and therefore attracts students from all suburbs across Adelaide and near country towns. Many girls travel considerable distances to come to a school which makes empty promises of providing them exciting opportunities in an environment that is calm, friendly, caring and academically challenging. But in actuality, it is a dirty cesspool that will do anything and everything in its power to screw a student over academically, destroy their sense of self and kill off any lingering chances they had of gaining their High School certificate SACE.

mitcham kid: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
ex-mitcham kid:"That's Mitcham Girls High School for you."

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