Michael

Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.

"Hey did you ask that boy out?"
"Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."

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estacada oregon

The shitty little town in the middle of highway 224. So small if you blink, you could pass it. All the girls there are sluts. Commonly referred to as "incestacada", because of all the incest.

"are you going to estacada oregon this weekend?"
"you mean incestacada? naw man, all the girls there are sluts."
"Thats exactly why you go!"

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