porch nug

a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.

Are y'all trying to porch nug tonight?

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