No I Not

The perfect response. Inspired by the "9+10=21" meme, it is an extremely versatile phrase with the ability to be changed to suit the user's needs. The phrase can be changed through changing the subject pronoun (always the second word) of the phrase from "I" to "You", "We", "He", "She", "They", and "It". The first and third words can change states, such as going from "No I not" to "Yes I am", or "Yeah I am".

"How was your day?"
"No I not."

"Is he gonna ask her out?"
"No he not. He's gonna chicken out."