Alyssa

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.

"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"

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Joshua

He is an ass who will cheat on you , ask for forgiveness , then do it again. He’ll break up with you for no specific reason. Then - he’ll act as if he’s hurting but secretly he’ll be fucking around already.

‘i don’t think it’s going to work out’

‘why?’
‘idk , just be happy without me’

if you date a josh or you’re friends with one , he’ll talk shit behind your back and he’ll make you apologize and take blame for every situation .

Look it’s joshua
‘nobody likes him, he talks shit about everyone.’

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