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When a man's flaccid penis is so long, he is unable to wear shorts, without it sticking out the bottom, so he must fold it up, and tape it to itself.
Is it true that all black men wear Butterfly Bandages?
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Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.