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A person who has not little, but no use, except to use up bandwidth.
Man/Woman 1: "The military calls people who have no use but to use up oxygen, oxy-morons."
Man/Woman 2: "Well in that case, there's this idiot is in the chat room all day, every day, stirring trouble. I wonder what his mother/father thinks of him/her being a bandwi-moron."
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Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"
Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
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An anagram meaning Genetic Misconception. "Not the same GM (General Motors) owned by your Father or Fathers before him"
A GM spokesman who is honest will one day say, "We all know GM is not the same vehicle as they were in the past. Without opinion and with knowledge of the company and their procedures, I state they haven't built anything dependable since the last of the good 350s in 1974.
I now hereby enter this new meaning of the anagram GM into the population; As meaning Genetic Misconception. Don't be taken by the company simply because your 'Father said' or 'Grandpa said' they were the best trucks out there. FWIW, GM is responsible for sales of Toyota in Canada and the USA. New slogan should be 'Speeding forward and bypassing the next generation'. I am Honest John, soon to be ex-spokesman for GM and I hope to sell more cars this upcoming year, as a used car salesman, than they have in the past year. Thank you."
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Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.
Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?
Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.
Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
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Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A Wasichu is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who "steals everything/anything" and a Jamoke is a "POS with no respect for anything"
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
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Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
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