dictioning

When you are trying to get stuff done but you're caught up scrolling through trending words on urbdic.

"Shaun, did you get any of the paperwork done?"

" No! I can't stop dictioning."

"What's that?"
"It's when you can't get shit done because you're compulsively trying to expand your vernacular."

"What's vernacular?"

"Nev mind, I'll get the work done."