Covfefe

A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.

Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.

"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."

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