groupie

The untalented who follow the talented around, to try and get some talent rubbed off unto their dull, talentless shoulders.

Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...

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Science Fair

1) hell; a lethal overdose of hell or and phantasmagoric element.

2)something one should be doing instead of surfing the net

1)Studying for that test was fuckin science fair!

2)Ana, you should be working on your science fair!!

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Fr. Tom

Greedy old priest with a dent in his head...fired Lenny...NOT cool.

(During church)
Kati: Fr. Tom has ugly shoes.
Us: That's nice Kati,
Kati: Fr. Tom has a shiny head.
Us: That's nice Kati.
Kati: I WANNA RIP THAT STICKER OFF HIS HEAD!!
Us: BAHAHAHAHA! That's nice Kati...

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hook nose

A deragatory term for a jewish person. especially one with a nose that looks like a fish hook. See also jew or kike.

Damn look at that hook noses' snoz!

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Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

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the Mars Volta

A band that originated in Texas from post-punk At the Drive In, (also a great band), and decided to reform to develop numerous concept albums. The first, being De-Loused in the Comatorium (the story of a past band member Julio Venegas who commited suicide), is a masterpiece, blending Latin roots (some members are hispanic), trademark post-punk rock riffs, jazzy interludes, progressive and experimental synthesization and much more to create a deep, emotion-filled record. Their recent release, Frances the Mute, is just as legendary, yet focuses more on the song length and digital paraphernalia rather than conventional song-structure. And for the Mars Volta, this is definetely a good thing.

The Mars Volta are indeed a special group of musicians. Their cd booklets are strewn with philosophical and aesthetically stimulating images and words, fueling their contemplative sound. They cross many boundaries and break the barrier between conformity and musical subconsciousness. They are madly orginal and insanely creative.

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Julian Casablancas

The very essence of sex, an amazing songwriter, singer and musician all in one. He is the lead singer/songwriter for rock band The Strokes, and is incredibly talented and sophisticated. He is also the most gorgeous man in rock today. He knows how to dress, he's got class and god dammit one look at those juicy lips, sultry eyes and sexy ass and you're hooked forever. He's so apathetic but he expresses so much radiant emotion by just existing. The kind of guy you would want to walk in on while he's jackin off then do dirty shit to!

Julian Casablancas belongs in my bed. His sophistication and class drive me madly insanely in love, and he is too good for the MTV/mainstream audiences. He's too classy to be famous, and still too sexy even when he looks apathetically stoned. We can get drunk and be melancholy together. I LOVE JULIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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