Seconds

Finishing the job after taking a dump.

Thought i was done at the stool but had to go back for seconds

7👍 7👎

Drunken Idol

Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.

"Watched my own episode of drunken idol last night, not sure who won"